Bloke pub ratings 2002-3 (part)

	Toilets	Bar snacks		Beer				Totty and atmosphere			GRAND	%	spare	Remarks
			Range	Quality	Price	subtotal	Bar maid	Service	Demeanour	subtotal	TOTAL		column
out of	2	3	3	3	3	9	2	3	6	11	25
12th October 2002
Magdalen Arms, Oxford	1.25	0.75	0.5	1.5	1.5	3.5	0	2.5	2.25	4.75	10.25	41		Hand pumped ales removed; TVs still available in booths
White Hart, Old Headington	1	1.75	2	2	1.75	5.75	1	2.5	4.5	8	16.5	66
Butcher's Arms, Headington	1.5	2.5	2	2.25	1	5.25	0.75	2.5	4	7.25	16.5	66
Fairview, Lye Valley	1.5	2.25	1.25	2	2.25	5.5	0.25	2.5	3	5.75	15	60		mint aero available, fine toilet
Prince of Wales, Cowley	1	1	0.5	1	2.25	3.75	1	2.25	3	6.25	12	48
Corner House, The Slade	0.75	1	1	0.5	2	3.5	0.25	2	2	4.25	9.5	38		an awful, awful place. Oh, there is a one armed man who brings out plates of chips though
Crown and Thistle, Wood Farm	1	1.75	1	1.75	1.5	4.25	0.75	2.25	3.25	6.25	13.25	53		Titup Hall Drive
Quarry Gate, Headington Quarry	1	2	0.75	1.5	1.5	3.75	1.25	2.5	2.75	6.5	13.25	53		odd toilet
Mason's Arms, Headington Quarry	1.25	2	2	2	1.5	5.5	0.75	2.5	3.75	7	15.75	63		quite good actually
Chequers, Headington Quarry	1	1.75	0.5	1.5	2.75	4.75	0.25	2.5	2.5	5.25	12.75	51		were doing a deal on lager
Six Bells, Headington Quarry	1	0.75	1.25	1.25	2	4.5	1	2.5	3	6.5	12.75	51
Ampleforth Arms, Risinghurst [rating 312]	1.25	2.75	1.25	2	1.5	4.75	0	2	4	6	14.75	59		not bad for an estate pub
14th October 2002
Magdalen Arms, Oxford	1.25	0.75	0.5	1.5	1.5	3.5	0.75	2.5	2.75	6	11.5	46		QPR vs Blackpool on TV
Marsh Harrier, Temple Cowley	1	1.25	1.5	1.5	1	4	2	2.5	3.75	8.25	14.5	58
Exeter Hall, Temple Cowley	1	2.25	1	1.25	1	3.25	0	2.25	2	4.25	10.75	43		not pleasant
23rd October 2002
Queen Victoria, Shalford	1.25	1	2	1.5	1	4.5	0	2.5	3	5.5	12.25	49
25th October 2002
Turnpike, Yarnton	1	0.5	0.75	1.5	1.25	3.5	1.5	2	2.75	6.25	11.25	45		foody
King's Head, Woodstock	1.25	1.5	1.25	1.75	1.5	4.5	0	2.25	3.75	6	13.25	53
Retrospective ratings
mid October 2002
Duke of York, Whitby	1	1	1.75	1.5	2	5.25	0.5	2.5	2.5	5.5	12.75	51
Bridge Inn, Ruswarp	0.75	2	1.75	2	2	5.75	0	2.75	3	5.75	14.25	57
Black Horse, Whitby	1	0.25	0.5	2	2	4.5	0	2.5	0.5	3	8.75	35
Tap and Spile, Whitby	0.75	1.25	2.25	1.5	2	5.75	0	1	1.5	2.5	10.25	41		ignored by staff
mid September 2002
Number One Golf Place, St Andrews	0.5	0	1	1.5	1	3.5	1	2.5	3	6.5	10.5	42
mid August 1998
Taps, Royal Lytham	1.5	1.25	1.75	1.5	1.5	4.75	1.75	2.5	5	9.25	16.75	67
26th October 2002
Mailcoach Inn, Shepherd's Bush	0.75	1	1.25	1.25	2.75	5.25	0	2.75	4	6.75	13.75	55
Oxford and Cambridge, Hammersmith	0.75	0.25	0.25	1.5	1	2.75	0	2.25	1	3.25	7	28		dire
Old City Arms, Hammersmith	0.75	1	1	1.75	1.75	4.5	0	2.5	3.75	6.25	12.5	50
Blue Anchor, Hammersmith	0.75	1.5	2	1.75	1	4.75	1	2.5	3.75	7.25	14.25	57		excellent work top surface on bar
Halfway House, Mortlake	0.75	1.75	2.5	1.25	1.75	5.5	0	2.75	3.25	6	14	56
Cricketers, Richmond	1	1.25	2	1.75	1.75	5.5	0.5	2.5	4	7	14.75	59
Britannia, Richmond	0.75	1	2.25	1.5	1.5	5.25	0.5	2.5	2.75	5.75	12.75	51
Molly Malone's, Richmond	1	0.5	1	1	2.75	4.75	1	2.5	1.75	5.25	11.5	46		not pleasant
Mitre, East Sheen	1.25	1.25	1.25	2	1.25	4.5	0.75	2.5	3.75	7	14	56		fine windows, nice toilet
Bishop's Finger, Richmond	1.5	1.25	1.5	2	1.25	4.75	0	2.5	4	6.5	14	56
1st November 2002
Black Swan, Oxford (rating 335)	1.25	1	1	1.5	1.75	4.25	1	2.5	3.5	7	13.5	54		Irish old man's pub
2nd November 2002
Galleon Inn, Broadhaven	1	1.5	1.75	2.75	1.75	6.25	0.5	2.5	4.25	7.25	16	64
6th November 2002
Six Bells, Kidlington	1.25	1.25	1.25	1.75	1.75	4.75	1.25	2.5	3.5	7.25	14.5	58
9th November 2002
Long Ditton Sports and Social Club	1.25	1	1	1.5	2.25	4.75	0.75	2.5	2	5.25	12.25	49		football club
12th November 2002
Hand and Shears, Church Hanborough	1.25	0.5	2	1.5	1.5	5	0.5	2.5	3.5	6.5	13.25	53
16th November 2002
Brewhouse, gate 73, terminal C, Newark Airport, USA	1.25	1	2	1.25	0.25	3.5	0.5	2.25	1.75	4.5	10.25	41
Kabby's Sports Edition and Grille, Riverside Hilton Hotel, New Orleans, USA	1.5	0.5	2	2	1	5	1	2.25	3.5	6.75	13.75	55		Abita Purple Haze and Amber - nice!
17th November 2002
Café Gumbolaya, New Orleans, USA	0.5	0.5	0.75	1.5	2	4.25	0.25	2.5	1.5	4.25	9.5	38		Lunch place, alligator sausage, yum
Café S'bisa, New Orleans, USA	1	0.25	0.5	1.5	1	3	0	2.75	2	4.75	9	36		a nice restaurant, not a pub
Churchill's Bar, Riverside Hilton Hotel, New Orleans, USA	1.5	0.5	0.5	1.5	1.5	3.5	1	2.5	2.5	6	11.5	46		lobby cocktail bar, fantastic sofas
18th November 2002
House of Blues, New Orleans, USA	1	0.5	1.75	2	1	4.75	0	2.75	4	6.75	13	52		Blues club, Abita Turbodog available
20th November 2002
Pat O'Brien's, New Orleans, USA	0.5	0.25	0.75	1.25	1	3	0	2.5	3	5.5	9.25	37		Interesting fountain, hurricane cocktails, overrated
Desire - An Oyster Bar, New Orleans, USA	1	0.75	1.75	2	1.5	5.25	0.5	2.25	1.5	4.25	11.25	45		oysters, black voodoo ale and crimson voodoo ale in bottles
Ragin Rooster, New Orleans, USA	0.5	1	1	1.5	1	3.5	1.5	2.5	2	6	11	44		Killeen ale, nasty upstairs gents
Howl at the Moon, New Orleans, USA	1.25	1	1.5	1.5	1.5	4.5	0.75	2.5	3.25	6.5	13.25	53		Blokes playing piano
Bourbon Street Blues, New Orleans, USA	0.5	0.5	0.75	1.5	1	3.25	0	2.5	1.5	4	8.25	33		no recollection of this place
Razzoo, New Orleans, USA (rating 351)	0.75	0.5	1	1.25	1	3.25	0.5	2.5	2.75	5.75	10.25	41		poor recollection of here too…
26th November 2002
Lord Nelson, Millers Point, Sydney, Australia	1.25	2	3	3	2	8	2	2.5	5	9.5	20.75	83		One of the world's greatest boozers with own microbrewery
27th November 2002
The Steyne, Manly, Sydney, Australia	1.25	1	2	2.5	2	6.5	1.5	2.5	4	8	16.75	67		location, location, location!
30th November 2002
Cheam Sports Club (Glyn Old Boys FC)	1	1.5	1.25	1.5	2.25	5	0.5	2.5	3.25	6.25	13.75	55		New fangled sports pavilion but not at all plastic
3rd December 2002
Three Goats Heads, Oxford	0.5	1	1	1.25	2.75	5	0.25	2.5	3.75	6.5	13	52		cheap beer, two floors
Old Orleans, Oxford	1	0.25	0.5	1.25	1	2.75	1.75	2.5	2	6.25	10.25	41
Antiquity Hall, Oxford	1.25	1	1	1.5	1.5	4	0.5	2.5	3	6	12.25	49
6th December 2002
Red Bar, The Quadrangle, Kassam Stadium, Oxford	1.5	0.25	0.5	1.5	0.5	2.5	1.25	2.5	1.75	5.5	9.75	39
7th December 2002
Gloucester Arms, Oxford	0.75	2	1.75	1.75	1.75	5.25	0	2.5	4.25	6.75	14.75	59		Heavy Metal pub , also has pickled eggs and second best jukebox in Oxford
Old School House, Oxford (rating number 360)	1	1	1.25	1.25	1	3.5	2	2.5	2	6.5	12	48		Turns into a club in the evening
13th December 2002
Hawkswell House Hotel, Iffley	1.5	0.5	0.75	1.75	0.75	3.25	1.25	2.5	1.25	5	10.25	41		Hotel bar
Zodiac, Oxford	0.75	0.25	0.75	1.25	0.75	2.75	1	2.5	2.25	5.75	9.5	38		Studenty nightclub
14th December 2002
Rosie O'Grady's, Oxford	1	1	1.25	1.75	1.25	4.25	1.25	2.5	3.75	7.5	13.75	55
16th December 2002
Head of the River, Oxford	1	1.25	1.75	2.25	1	5	0.25	2.25	4.25	6.75	14	56		more suited to Summer
Wharf House, Oxford	0.5	2.5	3	3	2.25	8.25	0	2.75	2.5	5.25	16.5	66		looks like an absolute hole but probably the best ale in Oxford
Duke of York, Oxford	1.25	2	1.25	2	1.25	4.5	0.75	2.5	3	6.25	14	56
Castle Tavern, Oxford	1	1.25	0.75	1	3	4.75	0	2.5	3.5	6	13	52		Gay pub, lively, good music, dodgy IPA
Jolly Farmers, Oxford	1	1.25	1.25	1.75	2.75	5.75	0	2.5	4	6.5	14.5	58		Another gay pub, also lively
Brewery Gate, Oxford	0.75	1.75	0.75	2	2.75	5.5	0.75	2.75	3.5	7	15	60
Bar Med, Oxford [rating 370]	0.75	0.5	0.5	1.25	2.25	4	2	2.5	2	6.5	11.75	47		teen school disco
21st December 2002
O'Neills, Oxford	1	0.75	1	1.75	1.25	4	1.75	2.75	2.5	7	12.75	51		Oirish pub, people spoiling for fights
22nd December 2002
Far from the Madding Crowd, Oxford	1.25	0.5	2.25	1.5	1.25	5	1	2.5	2.75	6.25	13	52
24th December 2002
Lord Nelson, North Cheam	1.25	1	0.75	1.5	1	3.25	1.5	2.5	3	7	12.5	50
28th December 2002
Croydon Municipal Officers' FC	0.75	1	0.75	1.5	1.5	3.75	0	2.5	2.75	5.25	10.75	43		Football club
Tooting and Mitcham United FC	1	0.5	0.75	1.25	1.75	3.75	0.5	2.5	2	5	10.25	41		Football club
Bar China, Haydon's Road	0.5	0.5	0.75	1.75	1.5	4	1.5	2.5	3	7	12	48		Toilet broken
Horse and Groom, Haydon's Road	0.75	2.5	1	1.5	1.5	4	1	0.25	4	5.25	12.5	50		dappy bint serving, Whitbread mings
Marquis of Lorne, Haydon's Road	0.75	2	0.75	1.25	2	4	0	2.75	2.5	5.25	12	48
Sultan, Haydon's Road	1.25	2	2	2.25	1.75	6	0	2.5	2	4.5	13.75	55
GJ's, Colliers Wood	1	1	0.75	1.25	1	3	1.25	2.5	3	6.75	11.75	47
Royal Standard, Colliers Wood	0.75	1	0.75	1.5	1.5	3.75	1.5	2.5	4	8	13.5	54
Victory, Colliers Wood	0.75	1.75	0.75	1.75	2	4.5	0	2.5	3.75	6.25	13.25	53		soulless hole, fight broke out
Kiss Me Hardy, Colliers Wood	0	1	1	1.5	1.5	4	1	2.5	3	6.5	11.5	46		Use upstairs toliet, this one is broken' Fuck off
Nelson Arms, Colliers Wood	1	1	0.75	1.5	1	3.25	0	2.5	3.75	6.25	11.5	46
Princess Royal, Colliers Wood	1	1.25	1	2	1.5	4.5	0	2.5	3.25	5.75	12.5	50
Trafalgar, Colliers Wood	0.5	0.75	1.75	1.5	1.5	4.75	1.25	2.5	2.75	6.5	12.5	50
Kilkenny Tavern, Colliers Wood	0.75	1	1	1.5	1.25	3.75	1.75	2.5	3.75	8	13.5	54
Grove Tavern, Colliers Wood [rating 388]	1	1.25	1	1.75	1.5	4.25	1.25	2.5	4.25	8	14.5	58		can stay and drink late
3rd January 2003
Plough, Leigh	1.25	1.75	2.25	1.25	1.25	4.75	0	2.5	3.75	6.25	14	56		King and Barnes Horsham ales
Fighting Cocks, Kingston	1.25	1.75	0.75	2.5	1.5	4.75	1.25	2.5	3.5	7.25	15	60
Kingston Tup, Kingston	1.25	1	1.25	2	1	4.25	0.5	2.75	3.5	6.75	13.25	53		helpful bar man
Six Bells, Kingston	0.75	1.25	2	2	1.5	5.5	1.25	2.5	4.75	8.5	16	64		disco night
Bricklayer's Arms, Kingston	1	1.5	1	1.5	1	3.5	1	2.75	2.25	6	12	48
Newt and Ferret, Kingston	1.5	0.5	2.25	2.25	1.5	6	1.5	2.5	4	8	16	64
Cricketers, Kingston	1.25	1.75	1.25	1.5	1.25	4	1.5	2	2.75	6.25	13.25	53
Cocoanut, Kingston	1.25	1.5	0.5	1.5	1	3	0	0.5	1.5	2	7.75	31		Had potential but now lost, surly man behind bar
Swan, Kingston	1.5	1	1	1.25	1.75	4	0.75	2.5	4	7.25	13.75	55		Jukebox played Eye Level by Simon Park Orchestra
Spring Grove, Kingston	1	1	1.75	1.5	1.25	4.5	1	2.25	3.25	6.5	13	52
Kelly Arms, Kingston	1	2.25	1.75	2.25	1.5	5.5	0	0.5	3.5	4	12.75	51
4th January 2003
Netherne FC	0.5	1.25	0.75	1.5	1.75	4	0	2.5	2.25	4.75	10.5	42
Merstham FC	0.75	1.5	0.75	1.75	2	4.5	0.75	2.5	2.75	6	12.75	51
6th January 2003
Rose and Crown, Oxford [rating 402]	1.5	2.5	1.25	2	1.25	4.5	1.25	2.5	4	7.75	16.25	65
10th January 2003
Duke of Monmouth, Oxford	1.25	1.25	1.75	2	1.75	5.5	1	2.5	3	6.5	14.5	58
Folly Bridge Inn, Oxford	1.25	1.5	1.25	1.75	1.5	4.5	1.25	1.25	3.75	6.25	13.5	54
Marlborough House, Oxford	0.75	1.25	1.25	1.75	1.5	4.5	0	2.5	4.25	6.75	13.25	53		Rigsby from Rising Damp would drink here
14th January 2003
Prince of Wales, Iffley	1.25	2.25	2.25	2.25	1.75	6.25	0.75	2.5	5	8.25	18	72
16th January 2003
Tree, Iffley	1.25	1.5	1	2	1.5	4.5	1.25	2	3.25	6.5	13.75	55
18th January 2003
Bookbinders Arms, Jericho	1.25	1.75	2.5	2	1.75	6.25	0	2.25	3.5	5.75	15	60
Harcourt Arms, Jericho	1.25	1.75	1.75	1.75	1.5	5	0	2.5	4	6.5	14.5	58		Played rude scrabble
Worcester College Bar [rating 410]	0.75	1	0.75	1.5	2.75	5	1.5	2.5	2.75	6.75	13.5	54
22nd January 2003
Woodstock Arms, Summertown	1	1.5	1	1.5	1.25	3.75	0	2.5	3.5	6	12.25	49
King's Arms, Oxford	0.75	1.25	2	2	1.5	5.5	1.25	2.5	3.5	7.25	14.75	59
24th January 2003
Jolly Boatman, Thrupp	1.25	1.25	1.75	1.75	1.5	5	1.25	2.25	3	6.5	14	56
Browns, Oxford	1	0.25	0.75	1.5	0.5	2.75	1	2.25	4	7.25	11.25	45		restaurant
25th January 2003
Plasterer's Arms, Oxford	1	1.5	1	2	2	5	0.25	1.25	2	3.5	11	44		rude bar maid
Port Mahon, Oxford	0.75	2	1.75	1	1	3.75	0.25	2	3.5	5.75	12.25	49
Elm Tree, Oxford	0.75	1.5	1.25	1.75	1	4	0	2.25	3.25	5.5	11.75	47		some skirt drinking there
Duke, Oxford	1.75	0.5	1.75	1.75	1	4.5	1.75	2.5	3.25	7.5	14.25	57		difference of opinion; Rob liked it, Dave didn’t
Black Horse, Oxford [rating 419]	1.5	1.5	0.75	1.5	2	4.25	0	2.5	4	6.5	13.75	55		excellent leather chairs
30th January 2003
Royal Oak, Oxford	1.25	0.75	2	1.5	1.25	4.75	0.5	2.5	2.75	5.75	12.5	50
1st February 2003
Hobgoblin, Cowley Road	1	1.5	2.25	1.75	1.5	5.5	1.25	2.5	3.5	7.25	15.25	61
Bath House, Soho	0.75	1.25	1	1.75	0.75	3.5	1.5	2.5	3.5	7.5	13	52
Pizza Express Jazz Club, Soho	1.25	0.25	0.5	1.5	0.5	2.5	0.5	2.5	2	5	9	36		jazz club so doesn't really count
2nd February 2003
Fox  and Hounds, Coldharbour, Oxford	1	2.5	0.75	1.5	1.5	3.75	1.25	2.5	2.5	6.25	13.5	54		excellent bar snacks including cocktail weiners
Jolly Postboys, Florence Park, Oxford	1	1.5	1.75	1.75	1	4.5	0	2.5	3.5	6	13	52
Marsh Harrier, Temple Cowley, Oxford	1	1.75	1.5	1.75	1.25	4.5	1.25	2.5	4	7.75	15	60
1st February 2003 (Wacey/Gough crawl)
Blue Anchor, Richmond	1	2	1.5	2.25	1.25	5	0.25	2.5	3.25	6	14	56		Sandwiches on bar
Shaftsbury Arms	1.25	1	1.75	2.25	1.25	5.25	0.5	2.25	4	6.75	14.25	57
The Orange Tree	1.25	0.75	1.5	2.25	1.25	5	0	2.5	3.5	6	13	52		Rugby tossers
Duke of York	1.25	1	1.75	2.5	1.75	6	0	2.75	4	6.75	15	60		Cribbage table
Racing Page	0.75	1.5	1.75	2	1.5	5.25	2	2.5	4	8.5	16	64
Britannia	1.25	0.75	2	2	1.5	5.5	0	2.5	3.25	5.75	13.25	53
Cricketers	1.25	1.25	1.25	1.25	1.75	4.25	0.5	2.5	3.75	6.75	13.5	54		more rugby tossers
Princes Head	1.5	1.25	1.5	1.5	1.75	4.75	0	2.5	3.5	6	13.5	54
Watermans Arms	1.25	1.5	1.5	2.25	1.5	5.25	0	2.5	5	7.5	15.5	62
White Cross	1.25	1	1.25	2	1.5	4.75	0.5	2.5	4.25	7.25	14.25	57		Special flooding entrance
Slug and Lettuce	1.5	0.25	0.5	1.25	1.75	3.5	0.5	2.5	4.25	7.25	12.5	50
Next door to Slug and Lettuce	1.25	0.25	1	1	0.5	2.5	1.75	2.5	4.5	8.75	12.75	51
Ship [rating 439]	1	1.75	1.25	1.75	1.5	4.5	0	2.75	4	6.75	14	56
Wacey/Brett Ski Trip 31 Dec 2002 to 12 Jan 2003
Rifugio Icaro, Val Gardena, Italy	1.25	1	1.5	2	1.5	5	1.5	1.5	3	6	13.25	53		service crap
Mastle Hutte	1.75	0.5	1.25	2.5	1.75	5.5	1	2.75	5	8.75	16.5	66		Fine Franzikaner weissbeir
Bar Ski Schule	1.5	0	1	1.5	1.25	3.75	0.5	2.5	3.5	6.5	11.75	47
Kronestube	1	0	2	2.25	1.75	6	1.75	2.75	4.75	9.25	16.25	65		barmaids in Tyrolean outfits
Apres Ski Bar Seceda	1.5	0	1.25	2	1.25	4.5	2	3	5	10	16	64
Ristaurante Seceda	1.25	0	1	1.5	1.5	4	1.25	2.5	3	6.75	12	48		big and busy
Laurinhutte	0.75	0	1.25	2	1.75	5	0.25	2.5	4.5	7.25	13	52		fine gluwein
Rifugio Friedrich August	1.5	0	1.5	1.75	1.5	4.75	1	2.5	5	8.5	14.75	59		best view of the lot
Rifugio Pralongia	0.25	0.5	1.5	1.5	1.5	4.5	0	1.5	3.5	5	10.25	41		bloody self service
Rifugio Puflatsch	1.75	0	1.5	2	1.75	5.25	0.25	2.5	3.5	6.25	13.25	53		fine toilets
Funivia Seilbahn	1.25	0	1.75	2.25	1.5	5.5	1.25	2.5	5	8.75	15.5	62		great view
Ristaurante Cascade	1.25	0.25	3	3	2	8	1.5	2.5	4	8	17.5	70		Fantastic beer menu with dunkel weissbeir
Ristaurante Erica	1.25	0.25	1.25	1.5	3	5.75	0.5	1.25	3.75	5.5	12.75	51		Cheap but crap service
Bar Mauritz	0.75	0	1	1	0.75	2.75	0.5	2.5	3	6	9.5	38		underground hole which is gogo bar at weekends
Harrys' Bar, Venice, Italy	1	0.5	1	2.5	0	3.5	0	3	4	7	12	48		£8 per cocktail!!
Pub Inishark, Venice	1	1	1.75	1.5	1.25	4.5	0	2.5	3.5	6	12.5	50		Irish bar in Venice!
Bar Bacarro, Venice [rating 456]	1	3	2	2.25	1.25	5.5	0.5	2.75	4.5	7.75	17.25	69		Lots of wet and dry snacks under the bar
8th February 2003
Old Rutlishians FC, Merton Park	1	1.25	1.25	1.5	2	4.75	0.25	2.5	2.75	5.5	12.5	50		Nice football club bar
Raynes Park Vale FC	0.5	1	0.75	1	2	3.75	0	2.5	1.5	4	9.25	37		Horrible football club bar
10th February 2003
Anchor, Walton Manor, Oxford	1.25	1.75	2	2	1.25	5.25	0	2.5	4.25	6.75	15	60		Nice interior, as a pub should be
12th February 2003
Somerset, Marston	1	1.75	1.25	1.75	1.75	4.75	0.5	2.25	2.75	5.5	13	52		Banks'
Friar, Marston	1.25	2.25	1.25	1.25	1.75	4.25	0.5	2.5	2.75	5.75	13.5	54		Arkells
21st February 2003
Honeypot, Oxford	1.25	0.5	1	1.5	1.25	3.75	1.25	3.75	2.75	7.75	13.25	53		funky' interior
Chequers, Hollybush Row, Oxford	1	1.25	0.75	0.75	1	2.5	0.5	2	1.75	4.25	9	36		vile and full of fizzy keg beer served by people who ignore you
Antiquity Hall, Oxford	1	0.5	0.75	1.25	1.75	3.75	0.75	2.5	3.25	6.5	11.75	47
22nd February 2003
Old House at Home, Shadwell	0.5	1	1	1.5	1.75	4.25	0	2.75	3.25	6	11.75	47		old soaks
Barley Mow, Limehouse	1.25	0.5	1	1	1.5	3.5	0.5	2.5	4	7	12.25	49		sat outside
Grapes, Limehouse	1	1.5	1.75	1.5	1.25	4.5	0.25	2.75	5	8	15	60		Nice interior, seafood pub of the year
Booty's, Limehouse	1.25	1	1.25	2	1.5	4.75	0.25	2.5	4.75	7.5	14.5	58		smells of food
Oporto, Westferry	0.5	1	1	1.5	2.25	4.75	0	2.5	1.75	4.25	10.5	42		shithole
Ledger House, West India Quay	1.75	0.5	3	2.5	2.75	8.25	0.5	2.5	4	7	17.5	70		Wetherspoons, loo of the year 2002
Cat and Canary, Canary Wharf	1.25	1	1.5	1.5	1.5	4.5	0	2.5	3.75	6.25	13	52		sterile, but nice snug
Henry Addington, Canary Wharf	1.25	0.75	0.75	1.75	0.25	2.75	0	2	3.75	5.75	10.5	42		expensive
Pilot, North Greenwich	1	1.5	1.75	1.75	0.5	4	0.25	2.5	4.5	7.25	13.75	55
George, Crossharbour	0.5	0.75	0.75	1.25	1.5	3.5	0	2.5	2.5	5	9.75	39		football full times
Waterman's Arms, Island Gardens	1	1.25	1.5	2	1.75	5.25	0.25	2.5	4	6.75	14.25	57		good whiskeys
Ferry House, Island Gardens	1	0.5	1	2	2.75	5.75	0.75	2.5	4.25	7.5	14.75	59
Lord Nelson, Island Gardens	1.25	2	1	1.25	1	3.25	0.5	2.5	3.25	6.25	12.75	51
Trafalgar, Greenwich	1	1	2.75	2.25	1.25	6.25	2	2.5	3	7.5	15.75	63
Yacht, Greenwich	1	1.5	2	2	1.25	5.25	2	2.75	4.5	9.25	17	68		friendly female staff
Plume of Feathers, Greenwich	1	1	2	2	1.25	5.25	1.25	2.75	4	8	15.25	61
Hardy's, Maze Hill	1	0.75	1.25	1.5	1.5	4.25	0.5	2	2.75	5.25	11.25	45
Victoria, Maze Hill	1	1	0.75	1.5	1.5	3.75	0.25	2.5	0	2.75	8.5	34		nasty clientele
King's Arms, Greenwich	1	1	2	1.5	1.5	5	1	2.25	3.25	6.5	13.5	54
Cricketers, Greenwich	1	1	1.75	1.5	1.5	4.75	1.5	2.5	3.5	7.5	14.25	57
Spanish Galleon, Greenwich	0.75	1	2	1.5	1	4.5	1	2.5	3.25	6.75	13	52
Coach and Horses, Greenwich	1	2	2	1.75	1.75	5.5	1.5	2.5	3	7	15.5	62
Mitre, Greenwich	1	0.75	1.25	1.5	1.25	4	2	2.5	4	8.5	14.25	57
Rose and Crown, Greenwich	1	1	2	1.5	1.75	5.25	0	2.5	3.5	6	13.25	53		first gay pub
Gloucester, Greenwich	1	0.75	1	1.75	1.75	4.5	0	2	3.5	5.5	11.75	47		second gay pub
Lord Hood, Greenwich [rating 490]	1	1	1	1.5	1.5	4	1	2.5	2.5	6	12	48		hustlers on pool table
28th February 2003
Jude the Obscure, Oxford	1.25	1.25	2	2	1.5	5.5	0.5	2.5	4	7	15	60
1st March 2002
Wimbledon RFC	0.75	1	1.25	1.25	1.5	4	0	2.25	2	4.25	10	40		rugby club: different sort of clientele
14th March 2003
Hertford College Bar	0.5	1.25	1	1.5	3	5.5	1.5	2.5	4.5	8.5	15.75	63
15th March 2003
Christchurch College Sports Pavilion	0.5	1.5	0.75	1	2	3.75	0	2.5	2.75	5.25	11	44		2063 pint glass, sofas on verandah
Tandem, Kennington	1.5	1	2	2	3	7	0	2.25	2.25	4.5	14	56
Bowyer Arms, Radley	1.25	1	1.75	1.5	2.25	5.5	0.75	2.5	2.75	6	13.75	55
Nag’s Head, Abingdon	1	1	1.25	1.5	1.25	4	0	2.5	4.5	7	13	52		nice to sit outside
Broad Face, Abingdon	1.5	1.25	1.25	0.75	1.75	3.75	1.5	2.5	3	7	13.5	54
Crown and Thistle, Abingdon	1	1	0.75	1.75	1.5	4	0.75	2.5	3.25	6.5	12.5	50		no beer, 16 pint glass
Punchbowl, Abingdon	0.5	2	1.25	1.75	1.75	4.75	0	2.5	4.25	6.75	14	56		lots of inbreds missing teeth
King’s Head and Bell. Abingdon	1.25	1	1.75	2.25	1.25	5.25	0	2.75	3.75	6.5	14	56
White Horse, Abingdon	1	1.5	1.5	1.5	1.75	4.75	0.25	2.25	2.75	5.25	12.5	50
Old Anchor, Abingdon	1.25	1	1.75	2.25	1	5	0	2.5	5	7.5	14.75	59		excellent old man's chairs
Flowing Well, Sunningwell	1.25	1	1.25	2	1.75	5	0	2.25	4.25	6.5	13.75	55		useful directions from punter at bar
Berkshire, Oxford [rating 505]	1	1.75	1.5	1.75	1.25	4.5	0.25	2.5	3.5	6.25	13.5	54
22nd March 2003
Victoria Arms, Marston	1.25	2.25	2	2	2	6	0.75	2.75	5	8.5	18	72		Hemlock beer was on
25th March 2003
Wise Alderman, Kidlington	0.75	1.25	1.25	1.75	1.5	4.5	0	2.5	3.5	6	12.5	50
28th March 2003
Angel and Greyhound, Oxford	0.75	1.25	1.5	1.75	1.25	4.5	1	2.5	3.75	7.25	13.75	55
3rd April 2003
Gardiner Arms, Tackley	1	1	0.75	1.5	1.5	3.75	0	2.5	3.5	6	11.75	47		used function room at works event
5th April 2003
Royal Oak, Ramsden	0.75	1	2	2.5	1.5	6	2	2.75	5	9.75	17.5	70
House of Windsor, Witney	1	2	2	1.75	2	5.75	0.5	2.5	4	7	15.75	63
11th April 2003
White House, Bladon	1.25	2.5	1.25	1.25	1.5	4	0.5	2.5	3.5	6.5	14.25	57		Winston Churchill paraphernalia
Red Lion, Wolvercote	1.25	0.5	1.25	2	1.25	4.5	0	2.5	3.5	6	12.25	49
White Hart, Wolvercote	1	2	1.25	1.5	1	3.75	0	2.25	2.75	5	11.75	47
Plough, Wolvercote	1	1	1.75	2	1.5	5.25	1	2.5	4.25	7.75	15	60
15th April 2003
Beer Engine, Newton St Cyres [rating 516]	1.25	2	2.25	3	2.5	7.75	0	2.75	5.5	8.25	19.25	77		Own brewery on site
19th April 2003
Worcester Park FC	0.5	1.25	0.75	1.25	2.25	4.25	0	2.25	2	4.25	10.25	41		Football club
21st April 2003
Globe, Marylebone	1	0.75	2.5	2.25	0.5	5.25	1.5	2.5	4	8	15	60		Top 3 of London's famous pubs, apparently
Marylebone Tup, Marylebone	1	0.75	2	1.75	1	4.75	1.5	2.5	4.25	8.25	14.75	59
King's Head, Marylebone	1.25	2	1.25	1.75	1.5	4.5	1.25	3	3.5	7.75	15.5	62
Duke of York, Marylebone	1	1.5	1	2	2.75	5.75	0	2.75	3	5.75	14	56		fine leather chairs (banquettes)
Horse and Groom, Marylebone	1	1.5	1.25	1.25	3	5.5	1	2.5	3.25	6.75	14.75	59		Helen Seyler noted out on the piss
Bradley's, off Oxford Street	1	1.5	2	1.75	1	4.75	1	2.25	4.75	8	15.25	61		like a Spanish bar - splendid
22nd April 2003
Assembly Rooms, Epsom	1.25	0.75	2.5	1.75	3	7.25	0.75	2.25	3.5	6.5	15.75	63		Wetherspoons
Symond's Well, Epsom	1	1.5	1	2	1.75	4.75	1.25	2.75	4	8	15.25	61
Ladas, Epsom	1	2	1.5	2	1.5	5	1.75	2.5	4	8.25	16.25	65
Rising Sun, Epsom	1.25	1	2.5	2.75	0.5	5.75	1	2	5	8	16	64		pricey
Old Bank, Epsom	1.25	1	1	1.5	1.75	4.25	0	2.75	2	4.75	11.25	45		dead on our visit
Railway, Cheam	1	1.25	1.25	1.75	1.5	4.5	0	2.75	3.75	6.5	13.25	53
Clarets, Cheam	1.25	1.25	2	1.25	1.25	4.5	1.25	2.5	4	7.75	14.75	59
Harrow, Cheam	1.5	1	2.25	2.5	2.25	7	2	2.75	4.75	9.5	19	76
25th April 2003
Royal Sun, Begbroke [rating 532]	1.25	2	2	2.5	2.75	7.25	0	2.5	4	6.5	17	68
3rd May 2003
Clachan, Soho	1.5	0.5	1.75	1.75	0.75	4.25	0.75	2.5	3.5	6.75	13	52
Opera Tavern, Aldwych	0.5	0.5	0.75	1.5	0.75	3	0.75	2.5	3	6.25	10.25	41
Lyceum Tavern, Aldwych	0.75	0.75	1	1.75	3	5.75	1	2.5	3.75	7.25	14.5	58
Tutu's, King's College, Aldwych	0.75	0.5	0.5	2	2.25	4.75	1.75	2.5	3.5	7.75	13.75	55
5th May 2003
Abingdon Arms, Beckley	1	1	1.5	2	1	4.5	2	2.75	4.5	9.25	15.75	63
9th May 2003
Dew Drop, Summertown	1	1	1	1.5	1.25	3.75	1	2	1.75	4.75	10.5	42		rank
10th May 2003
Bell, Banbury	1	1.75	2	1.25	1.75	5	0.5	2.5	3.75	6.75	14.5	58
Red Lion, Middleton Cheney	1	2.25	1.25	2	1.75	5	0.5	2.5	3.75	6.75	15	60		impeccable dog with shiny fur
Dolphin, Middleton Cheney	1	1.75	1	2	1.75	4.75	0.75	2.5	4	7.25	14.75	59
George and Dragon, Chacombe	0.75	0.75	1.5	2	1.75	5.25	2	2.5	4.75	9.25	16	64
Hare and Hounds, Wardington	0.75	1.5	1.25	1.25	1.25	3.75	0	2.5	3	5.5	11.5	46
Brasenose Arms, Cropredy	1.25	1.75	2	2.25	1.25	5.5	0.5	2.5	5.25	8.25	16.75	67		excellent drinking den
Red Lion, Cropredy	1.25	1	2.25	2.25	1.25	5.75	1	2.5	5	8.5	16.5	66		excellent front room
Bell, Great Bourton	0.75	2.25	2.25	1	1.75	5	2	2	2.5	6.5	14.5	58
Plough, Little Bourton	1.25	1.25	2.25	2	1.25	5.5	0.75	2.5	2.5	5.75	13.75	55		mediocre
Reindeer, Banbury	1	2.5	2.5	2.75	1.5	6.75	0.5	2.5	5.5	8.5	18.75	75		exceptional pub, civil war-tastic
11th May 2003
Radcliffe Arms, Jericho (rating 549)	1	1	2.5	1.75	1.25	5.5	1	2.75	4.25	8	15.5	62		good solids
16th May 2003
White Hart, Wytham	1.5	0.75	1.25	1.5	1	3.75	0	2.75	4	6.75	12.75	51		fine solids
Lamb and Flag, Oxford	0.25	2	3	2	2.5	7.5	1.75	3	4	8.75	18.5	74		many fine ales, vile toilets
White Horse, Oxford	0.75	1	2.25	2.25	1.5	6	0	2.5	5	7.5	15.25	61
17th May 2003
Anchor, Walton Manor	1.25	1.75	2	1.75	1	4.75	1.25	2.75	4.5	8.5	16.25	65
Gardeners Arms, Walton Manor	0.75	0.75	1.25	1.5	1.5	4.25	1.5	2.5	3	7	12.75	51
Victoria, Walton Manor	0.75	1.75	0.75	1.5	2	4.25	0	2.75	3.25	6	12.75	51
Harcourt Arms, Jericho	1	1.75	1.75	2	1.75	5.5	0	2.5	3.5	6	14.25	57
Worcester College Bar, Oxford [rating 557]	0.75	0.75	0.5	1.25	3	4.75	1	2.5	4	7.5	13.75	55
24th May 2003
Earl Percy, Notting Hill	0.75	0.75	1.25	1.75	1.25	4.25	0	2	2.75	4.75	10.5	42
Ion, Notting Hill	1.25	0.5	0.75	1.5	0.25	2.5	0	2.5	2.25	4.75	9	36
Kensington Park, Notting Hill	0.5	1	1.25	1.75	1.25	4.25	2	2.5	3.75	8.25	14	56		such an old man's pub
Elgin Arms, Notting Hill	1.25	0.5	2.5	1.75	1.75	6	0.75	2.5	4	7.25	15	60		good beer, many bottle
E&O, Notting Hill	2	0	0.25	1.5	0.5	2.25	0.75	2.5	2	5.25	9.5	38
Earl of Lonsdale, Notting Hill	1	1	1	1.5	2.25	4.75	1.5	2.5	4.25	8.25	15	60		barmaid from Kensington Park popped in for a swift one
Prince Bonaparte, Notting Hill	1	0.75	1	1.75	0.25	3	1.25	2	2.25	5.5	10.25	41		extortionate
Oak, Notting Hill	1.75	0.5	0.5	1.5	1.25	3.25	1.75	2.5	2.5	6.75	12.25	49		splash back guard in toilet
Metropolitan, Notting Hill	1.25	0.5	1.25	2.25	1	4.5	2	2.5	3.25	7.75	14	56		roxette lookalike barmaid
Golborne House, Notting Hill	1.25	0.5	1.75	1.5	1.25	4.5	0	2.5	3	5.5	11.75	47
Bed, Notting Hill	1	0.5	0.75	1.5	1	3.25	0	2.25	1.75	4	8.75	35		awful
Mau Mau Bar, Notting Hill	0.5	0.75	0.75	1.5	1.5	3.75	0.25	2.5	2.75	5.5	10.5	42
Market, Notting Hill	0.5	1	0.5	1.5	0.75	2.75	0.25	2.25	2.25	4.75	9	36		no beer not even keg
Castle, Notting Hill	1	0.5	1.25	1.25	0.25	2.75	0.25	2.5	4	6.75	11	44
Electric House, Notting Hill	2	0.25	0.25	1.5	0.25	2	2	2	3	7	11.25	45		magnificent toilets
Duke of Wellington, Notting Hill	0.75	1	1.25	1.25	1.5	4	0.75	2.5	3	6.25	12	48
Portobello Star, Notting Hill	0.75	0.5	1	1.5	1	3.5	0.25	2.5	3.75	6.5	11.25	45
Earl of Lonsdale, Notting Hill	0.75	1	1	1.5	2.5	5	1	2.5	4.25	7.75	14.5	58
Sun In Splendour, Notting Hill	1	1	1	2	1.75	4.75	1.5	2	4	7.5	14.25	57
Hillgate, Notting Hill	0.75	1	1	1.5	1.25	3.75	0.75	2.5	4.5	7.75	13.25	53
Uxbridge Arms, Notting Hill	0.75	1.25	1.25	1.5	1.5	4.25	1.5	2.5	4.5	8.5	14.75	59
25th May 2003
Horse and Groom, Oddington	1.25	1	1.25	1.25	1.75	4.25	1.5	2.5	4.5	8.5	15	60
Dancing Dragon, Summertown [rating 580]	1.25	0.75	1.25	1	1.25	3.5	0.25	1.25	2	3.5	9	36