Toilets Bar snacks   Beer       Atmosphere   GRAND % Remarks
    Range Quality Price subtotal   Service Demeanour subtotal TOTAL    
out of 2 2 4 4 3 11   3 7 10 25    
                         
3rd January 2012                          
                         
Crown Rivers, Airside, Terminal 5, Heathrow Airport [rating 2560] 1 0.75 2.5 2.25 1.25 6   1.25 2.5 3.75 11.5 46%  
                         
6th January 2012                          
                         
Iguanas Bar, Rio Mar Beach Resort and Spa, Rio Grande, Puerto Rico 1.5 0.5 0.5 2 0.25 2.75   2.25 4.75 7 11.75 47%  
Lobby Bar, Rio Mar Beach Resort and Spa, Rio Grande, Puerto Rico 1.75 0.5 0.75 2 0.25 3   1.5 3.25 4.75 10 40%  
                         
7th January 2012                          
                         
Air Margaritaville (restaurant), airside, San Juan Airport, Puerto Rico 1 0.5 1 2 0.5 3.5   1 3.25 4.25 9.25 37%  
144 Restaurant, connected to Hampton Inn, JFK airport, New York 0.75 1.5 0.75 2.5 0.75 4   2 2 4 10.25 41% like an office lobby
                         
12th January 2012                          
                         
Quod, Oxford 1.5 0.5 1 2 0.25 3.25   2 4.75 6.75 12 48%  
                         
25th February 2012                          
                         
Bridge Tavern, Norwich 1.25 0.75 1.5 2 2.25 5.75   1 3.5 4.5 12.25 49%  
                         
3rd March 2012                          
                         
Adam and Eve, Oxford Circus, London 2 1 1.5 2 1 4.5   1.75 5 6.75 14.25 57%  
Shaston Arms, Soho, London 1 1 2 2.25 1.25 5.5   1.5 4.25 5.75 13.25 53%  
Sports Cafe, Haymarket, London 1.25 0.5 0.75 2 1.5 4.25   1.75 3.5 5.25 11.25 45%  
Tom Cribb, Piccadilly Circus, London 1.25 1 3 2.75 1.5 7.25   1.5 4 5.5 15 60%  
Lyric, Piccadilly Circus, London 1 1 2 2 1.25 5.25   0.5 3.75 4.25 11.5 46%  
Duke of Argyle, Soho, London 1 0.75 1 2 2.5 5.5   1.25 3.75 5 12.25 49%  
Glasshouse Stores, Soho London 1 0.75 1 2 2.5 5.5   1.5 4.5 6 13.25 53%  
Ship, Soho, London 1 1 2 2.5 1 5.5   1.75 4 5.75 13.25 53%  
                         
7th March 2012                          
                         
Rembrandt, Schipol Airport, Holland 0.5 2 1 2 1.25 4.25   1.25 3 4.25 11 44%  
                         
10th March 2012                          
                         
Easington Sports FC, Banbury 0.5 1 0.75 2 2.25 5   1.5 2.5 4 10.5 42%  
White Horse, Banbury 1 1 4 2.75 1.5 8.25   2 5.25 7.25 17.5 70%  
                         
8th April 2012                          
                         
Riederfurka, Riederalp, Switzerland 0.5 0.5 0.5 2 0.5 3   1.25 5.5 6.75 10.75 43%  
                         
9th April 2012                          
                         
Bettmerhorn, Bettmereralp, Switzerland 1.25 1 0.5 2 0.5 3   1.25 4.75 6 11.25 45% canteen
                         
10th April 2012                          
                         
Chue Stall, Riederalp, Switzerland 1.25 0.75 0.5 2 0.5 3   1.75 5.25 7 12 48% trendy
                         
11th April 2012                          
                         
Battmerhitte, Bettmereralp, Switzerland 1 1 0.5 2 0.75 3.25   2.5 5.75 8.25 13.5 54%  
Bettmerhof, Bettmereralp, Switzerland 1 0.5 0.75 2 0.5 3.25   1.25 4.25 5.5 10.25 41%  
Toni, Riederalp, Switzerland 1.25 0.75 1.25 2.5 0.75 4.5   2.5 5 7.5 14 56%  
                         
22nd April 2012                          
                         
Autogrill, Pizza and Pasta, Vienna Airport, Austria 0.75 0.75 0.5 2 0.5 3   1 2 3 7.5 30% shit
Novotel Suites Messe, Vienna, Austria 1 1.25 0.5 2.25 0.75 3.5   1 2.75 3.75 9.5 38%  
                         
23rd April 2012                          
                         
Wrenkh, Vienna, Austria 0.75 0.5 0.75 2 0.75 3.5   2 3.75 5.75 10.5 42%  
                         
28th April 2012                          
                         
Havana Club, Hotel Druzba, Bratislava, Slovakia 0.5 0.75 0.75 2 3 5.75   1 2.5 3.5 10.5 42%  
                         
30th April 2012                          
                         
Brahms and Liszt, Gate C35, Vienna Airport, Austria [rating 2588] 0.75 0.75 1.25 2 0.5 3.75   0.75 2.25 3 8.25 33%  
                         
12th May 2012                          
                         
JT's, Banbury 1 1 1.5 2.5 1.75 5.75   1.75 3.75 5.5 13.25 53% nicer when less busy
Fountain, Clent 1.5 1.25 2.5 2.25 1.75 6.5   1.5 4.75 6.25 15.5 62%  
Woodbridge, Coalport 0.75 1 1 2 2 5   1.5 3 4.5 11.25 45% nice location, nasty interior
Lion and Pheasant, Shrewsbury 2 1.25 2.5 2 1 5.5   2 5 7 15.75 63%  
Nags Head, Shrewsbury 1 1.5 3 3 2 8   1.75 4.5 6.25 16.75 67%  
Loggerheads, Shrewsbury 1 1.25 3 3.25 1.75 8   1.75 5.25 7 17.25 69%  
Three Fishes, Shrewsbury 1.25 1.75 4 2.75 1.75 8.5   2.25 5 7.25 18.75 75%  
Old Post Office, Shrewsbury 1 1 2.5 2 2 6.5   1.5 3.75 5.25 13.75 55% hen party
Admiral Benbow, Shrewsbury 1.5 1.5 4 3.25 1.75 9   1.75 5.5 7.25 19.25 77%  
Coach and Horses, Shrewsbury 1.25 1.5 3.5 3.25 1.75 8.5   2.25 5.75 8 19.25 77%  
Armoury, Shrewsbury 1.25 1.25 4 2.25 1.5 7.75   2 4 6 16.25 65%  
Salopian, Shrewsbury 1 1.5 4 3.5 2 9.5   1.75 4.5 6.25 18.25 73%  
Shrewsbury Hotel, Shrewsbury 1 1 3 2 2.75 7.75   1.5 2.75 4.25 14 56%  
Yorkshire House, Shrewsbury 0.75 1 1.5 1.75 2.25 5.5   1.75 3.25 5 12.25 49% goths
Mad Jacks, Shrewsbury 1.5 0.5 1 2 1 4   2 5 7 13 52%  
Wheatsheaf, Shrewsbury 1 1 3.5 3 2 8.5   1.75 4.75 6.5 17 68%  
                         
13th May 2012                          
                         
Wheatsheaf, Whitbourne 1 1.25 2.5 3 2 7.5   1.25 4.25 5.5 15.25 61% mad woman pissed at 2pm
Blarney Stone, Banbury 0.75 0.75 1 1.5 2 4.5   2 2.5 4.5 10.5 42% dead
                         
26th May 2012                          
                         
Elm Tree, Dogsthorpe 1.25 1 1 2 2.25 5.25   2 4.75 6.75 14.25    
                         
2nd June 2012                          
                         
Alexandra, Wimbledon 1 1 2 2 0.75 4.75   1 5.5 6.5 13.25 53% roof terrace
White Horse, Parson's Green 1.25 1.25 4 3.5 1.25 8.75   2 5 7 18.25 73%  
Southern Cross, Chelsea 1.5 0.75 1 2 1.25 4.25   1.25 3.25 4.5 11 44%  
Hand and Flower, Chelsea 1 0.75 1.5 2.5 1 5   2 4.35 6.35 13.1 52%  
Imperial Arms, Chelsea 1 0.75 1.5 2.5 1 5   1.5 4 5.5 12.25 49%  
Jam Tree, Chelsea 1.5 0.5 1 2 0.5 3.5   1.5 4.5 6 11.5 46% knob drawing
Riley's, Chelsea 1.25 0.75 0.75 2 1.5 4.25   1 2 3 9.25 37% awful
Cadogan Arms, Chelsea 1 0.75 2.5 2.25 0.75 5.5   1.5 4.75 6.25 13.5 54% Made in Chelsea
Pig's Ear, Chelsea 1 1.25 2.75 3.5 1 7.25   1.5 5.25 6.75 16.25 65%  
Coopers' Arms, Chelsea 1 1 3.5 3 1 7.5   1.5 4.75 6.25 15.75 63%  
                         
7th June 2012                          
                         
Kofler, Padova, Italy 1.75 0.75 0.75 2 1 3.75   1.25 4.5 5.75 12 48%  
Cafe Patavino, Padova, Italy 1 1.5 1 2 1.5 4.5   2 4.5 6.5 13.5 54%  
Bar Stress di li Qixia, Padova, Italy 0.75 1.25 1 2 1.75 4.75   1.75 4 5.75 12.5 50%  
Box Caffe, Padova, Italy 1.25 1.25 1.5 2 1.5 5   0.75 4 4.75 12.25 49%  
                         
8th June 2012                          
                         
Trattoria com Locanda 'Al Rio' da Emilio, Faedo, Italy 1.5 1 0.5 2.5 2 5   2.25 5 7.25 14.75 59% restaurant: wines and excellent meal
                         
9th June 2012                          
                         
Locanda Gallehus, Lazise, Italy 1.5 0.75 0.5 2 1 3.5   1.75 5.75 7.5 13.25 53%  
Playa Lazise, Lazise, Italy 0.5 1 1.5 3 1.25 5.75   2 4 6 13.25 53%  
                         
10th June 2012                          
                         
Snack Bar Venezia/Ronina E Sara, Venice, Italy 0.5 1 0.5 2 1 3.5   1.25 3.75 5 10 40%  
Birreria Forst, Venice, Italy 0.5 1 2 2.5 1 5.5   2 4 6 13 52%  
Osteria dei Zemei, Venice, Italy 0.75 1.5 0.75 2 1.5 4.25   1.5 4 5.5 12 48%  
Osteria al Ponte 'La Patatina', Venice, Italy 0.75 2 0.75 2.75 2 5.5   1.5 5.25 6.75 15 60%  
                         
11th June 2012                          
                         
Treviso Airport, Airside Bar, Italy 1 2 0.75 2 0.25 3   1.5 2 3.5 9.5 38%  
                         
13th June 2012                          
                         
Brassey Bar, Heythrop Park 2 0.5 1 2 0.5 3.5   1.5 3 4.5 10.5 42%  
                         
16th June 2012                          
                         
Calf, Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford 1 0.75 1.5 2.5 1.75 5.75   1.5 4.25 5.75 13.25 53%  
Cow, Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford 1 1 3 2 1.75 6.75   0.75 4 4.75 13.5 54% idiotic barman
Tap East, Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford 0.5 1 3.5 3 1.5 8   2.25 4.75 7 16.5 66%  
Lord Cardigan, Bow 0.75 1.25 0.75 2 1.75 4.5   2 4 6 12.5 50% locals' pub but nice
Albert, Bow 0.75 1 0.75 2 1.75 4.5   1.5 3.75 5.25 11.5 46%  
Young Prince, Bow 1.25 0.75 0.75 2 1.25 4   1 3.25 4.25 10.25 41% miserable barman
Morgan Arms, Bow 1 1.25 2.5 2.75 1.25 6.5   1.5 4.75 6.25 15 60%  
Colborn Arms, Bow 1 1.25 2 2.25 1.5 5.75   1.5 4.25 5.75 13.75 55%  
Little Driver, Bow 1.25 1 1 2 2 5   1.75 3.5 5.25 12.5 50% boozer
Bow Bells, Bow 1 1 1.5 2 1.5 5   1.75 3.5 5.25 12.25 49%  
                         
19th July 2012                          
                         
Prince of Wales, Iffely 1 1.5 3 2.5 1.25 6.75   1.5 5 6.5 15.75 63%  
Crown and Tuns, Deddington 1.25 1 2.5 2 1.75 6.25   2.25 4.5 6.75 15.25 61%  
                         
21st July 2012                          
                         
Worcester Park Tavern, Worcester Park 0.5 0.75 2.5 2 1.5 6   2 1 3 10.25 41% chav central
White Hart, Waterloo 1 1.25 2.5 2.75 1 6.25   1.5 5.25 6.75 15.25 61%  
King's Arms, Waterloo 1.5 1.25 4 3.25 1 8.25   2.25 6 8.25 19.25 77% excellent
Lyceum, Strand 1.25 1 1 2 2 5   2 4 6 13.25 53%  
Wellington, Strand 1 1 4 2.25 1.25 7.5   1.5 3.75 5.25 14.75 59%  
Chandos, Charing Cross 1 1 1 2 2 5   1.5 2.75 4.25 11.25 45%  
Bedford, Balham [rating 2649] 0.75 0.5 3 1.75 1.25 6   1.25 2.75 4 11.25 45% noisy
                         
11th August 2012                          
                         
Draft House Westbridge, Battersea 1.25 1.25 3.25 3.25 0.75 7.25   3 6.25 9.25 19 76% excellent
Phene, Chelsea 1 1 0.75 2 0.25 3   1.5 4.5 6 11 44% people watching
Chelsea Potter, Chelsea 1 1.25 2 2.5 0.5 5   1.5 4 5.5 12.75 51%  
Surprise, Chelsea 1 1 1.5 2 0.5 4   1.5 4.25 5.75 11.75 47%  
                         
12th August 2012                          
                         
Prince Albert, Battersea 1.25 0.75 4 2 0.75 6.75   3 4.75 7.75 16.5 66%  
Union, Battersea 0.75 1 1 2 1.25 4.25   1.5 3.25 4.75 10.75 43% no frills
Prince of Wales, Battersea 1.5 1.25 1.75 1.75 1 4.5   1.75 6 7.75 15 60% nice garden
Duke of Cambridge, Battersea 1.25 1.25 2 2 1.5 5.5   1.75 5 6.75 14.75 59%  
Latchmere, Battersea 0.75 1 2.25 2 1.25 5.5   2.5 4.5 7 14.25 57%  
Castle, Battersea 1 1.5 2.5 2.75 1 6.25   1.75 6.5 8.25 17 68% cabanas in garden
Woodman, Battersea 1 1.25 2.25 2.5 1 5.75   1.5 6 7.5 15.5 62%  
                         
23rd August 2012                          
                         
Sheraton, Toronto Airport, Canada 1.5 1.5 1 2 0.25 3.25   1.75 3.25 5 11.25 45%  
                         
24th August 2012                          
                         
Boston Pizza (Memorial Avenue), Thunder Bay, Canada 1 0.5 1 2 1.25 4.25   2.5 3.5 6 11.75 47% sports bar
                         
26th August 2012                          
                         
Applebees, Thunder Bay, Canada 1.25 0.5 1 2.5 1 4.5   3 4.5 7.5 13.75 55%  
                         
28th August 2012                          
                         
Montana's, Thunder Bay, Canada 1.25 0.5 1 2.5 1 4.5   2 4 6 12.25 49%  
                         
1st September 2012                          
                         
Li'Ly, Toronto, Canada 0.5 0.5 0.25 2 0.5 2.75   1 2 3 6.75 27% techno techno techno awful
                         
2nd September 2012                          
                         
Bedford Academy, Toronto, Canada 1 0.5 3 2.5 0.75 6.25   2.75 5.25 8 15.75 63%  
Hazelton Hotel, Toronto, Canada 2 0.25 0.75 2 0 2.75   1.5 4.5 6 11 44%  
                         
4th September 2012                          
                         
Museum Tavern, Toronto, Canada 2 0.5 1.5 2.75 0.5 4.75   2.75 6.5 9.25 16.5 66%  
                         
5th September 2012                          
                         
Granite Brewery, Toronto, Canada 1.5 0.5 1.75 3 1 5.75   1 3.75 4.75 12.5 50%  
                         
11th September 2012                          
                         
Old Parsonage, Oxford 1.5 0.5 1 2.5 0.5 4   2 4.25 6.25 12.25 49%  
                         
29th September 2012                          
                         
Porter and Sorter, Croydon 1 1.5 2 2.25 2 6.25   1 3.5 4.5 13.25 53%  
Pond, Brighton 1 1 1 2.5 1.25 4.75   1.5 4.25 5.75 12.5 50%  
Foundry/Pedestrian Arms, Brighton 1.5 1.25 1 3 1.5 5.5   2 4.75 6.75 15 60%  
Heart and Hand, Brighton 1 1.25 1.5 2.75 1.75 6   3 5 8 16.25 65%  
Basketmakers Arms, Brighton 1 1.25 4 2.25 1.5 7.75   1.5 4.5 6 16 64%  
Eagle, Brighton 1.75 1 2.5 2.5 1.5 6.5   1.75 4.75 6.5 15.75 63%  
Fountain Head, Brighton 1.5 1 1.75 2.25 1.25 5.25   1.5 4.25 5.75 13.5 54%  
Waggon and Horses, Brighton 1 1 3.25 2.5 1.5 7.25   1.25 4 5.25 14.5 58%  
Pub du Vin, Brighton 2 1.25 3 2.75 0.5 6.25   1.5 5 6.5 16 64%  
Regency, Brighton 1.5 1 1.5 2 1.5 5   1.5 4.5 6 13.5 54%  
Queensbury, Brighton 1.25 1.25 1 2.25 1.5 4.75   2 4.75 6.75 14 56%  
Pull and Pump, Brighton 1 1.5 2 2.5 1.75 6.25   2.25 5 7.25 16 64%  
Prince of Wales, Brighton 1 1 2 2 1.5 5.5   1.5 3.5 5 12.5 50%  
Quadrant, Brighton 1 1 3 2.25 1.5 6.75   1.25 4.25 5.5 14.25 57%  
Earth and Stars, Brighton 1.25 1 2 2.5 1.5 6   1.5 5 6.5 14.75 59%  
Evening Star, Brighton 1 1.5 4 3.75 1.75 9.5   1.75 5 6.75 18.75 75%  
                         
30th September 2012                          
                         
O’Neills, Cannon Street, London 0.75 1 1 2 1 4   1 2.75 3.75 9.5 38%  
Clinks Bar, Novotel, Southwark 2 0.75 0.75 2 0.75 3.5   1.5 2.5 4 10.25 41%  
The Ring, Southwark 1 1.25 2.5 2.5 1 6   1.75 4.5 6.25 14.5 58%  
                         
10th October 2012                          
                         
Swan and Castle, Oxford 1 1 3.5 2.5 2.5 8.5   2 4.25 6.25 16.75 67%  
                         
12th October 2012                          
                         
Well House, Exeter 1 1.25 3 3.5 1.5 8   2.5 5 7.5 17.75 71%  
                         
13th October 2012                          
                         
Luzborough House, Romsey 1.25 1 2.5 2.5 1.5 6.5   1.5 4 5.5 14.25 57%  
Old House at Home, Romsey 1 1.25 3 3 1.75 7.75   1.5 5.25 6.75 16.75 67%  
                         
14th October 2012                          
                         
Rockstone, Southampton 1.25 1.25 4 3.5 1.5 9   2 6 8 19.5 78%  
Guide Dog, Southampton 1 2 4 3.25 1.75 9   1.75 5.5 7.25 19.25 77%  
                         
1st November 2012                          
                         
Bell and Compass, Oxford 1 0.5 0.75 3 2 5.75   1 4 5 12.25 49%  
                         
3rd November 2012                          
                         
Flying Horse, Airside, Gatwick Airport South Terminal 0.5 1 3.5 2.25 1.25 7   1.75 3.25 5 13.5 54%  
Charlotte Convention Center, Charlotte, USA 0.75 0 1.5 1.5 0.75 3.75   2 3.25 5.25 9.75 39%  
Carolina Ale House, Charlotte, USA 1 1 4 3.25 1.25 8.5   3 5.25 8.25 18.75 75%  
                         
4th November 2012                          
                         
Mortimer's, Charlotte, USA 1 1 3.5 3 1.25 7.75   3 6 9 18.75 75%  
                         
5th November 2012                          
                         
A Loft, Charlotte, USA 1 0.5 1.25 2 1.5 4.75   1.5 3.5 5 11.25 45%  
City Smoke, Charlotte, USA 1 1.25 2.75 2.5 1.25 6.5   1.75 4 5.75 14.5 58%  
                         
7th November 2012                          
                         
Carolina Beer Company, Airside, D Gates, Charlotte Douglas Airport, USA 1 1.5 1.75 2 1 4.75   1.25 2.5 3.75 11 44%  
Jack Duggans, Airside, A Gates, Philadelphia Airport, USA 1 1.5 2 2.25 0.75 5   1.75 3.5 5.25 12.75 51%  
Chickie's and Pete's, Airside, A Gates, Philadelphia Airport, USA 1 1.5 1.5 2.25 1 4.75   2 4 6 13.25 53%  
                         
10th November 2012                          
                         
Hook Norton FC 0.75 1 1 2 2 5   1.5 3 4.5 11.25 45%  
                         
18th November 2012                          
                         
Chapel, Marylebone, London 1 1 1.5 2.5 1 5   3 5.5 8.5 15.5 62%  
Larrick, Marylebone, London 1 1.5 1.5 3 0.75 5.25   2.5 5.75 8.25 16 64%  
Windsor Castle, Marylebone, London 1 1.5 2.5 3.25 1 6.75   3 6.5 9.5 18.75 75% splendid
Wargrave Arms, Marylebone, London 1 1 3 2.5 1 6.5   1.5 5 6.5 15 60%  
Victory, Marylebone, London 0.75 0.5 0.75 2 1.25 4   2 3.25 5.25 10.5 42%  
Duke of York, Marylebone, London 0.75 1 1 2 1 4   1.25 3 4.25 10 40%  
                         
26th November 2012                          
                         
Isambard, Paddington Station, London 0.5 0.75 1.5 2 0.5 4   2 2 4 9.25 37% crap
Hilton, Paddington Station, London 1 0.5 1 2 0.25 3.25   1.75 2.75 4.5 9.25 37% on expenses
                         
3rd December 2012                          
                         
Salt House, San Francisco, USA 1 1.5 2 2.25 0.25 4.5   2.5 6 8.5 15.5 62%  
Rogue, San Francisco, USA 0.5 1 4 1.25 1.5 6.75   2 4.25 6.25 14.5 58% too much flavour
Vesuvio, San Francisco, USA 1 0.75 1.5 2 1 4.5   1.25 5.5 6.75 13 52%  
Specs, San Francisco, USA 0.75 0.75 1.5 2 1 4.5   1.75 4.75 6.5 12.5 50%  
                         
4th December 2012                          
                         
Tratoria Contadina, San Francisco, USA 1 1.5 1 2 1 4   3 6 9 15.5 62% italian restaurant
                         
5th December 2012                          
                         
Holiday Inn Golden Gateway, San Francisco, USA 0.75 0.75 1 2 1 4   2.5 2.5 5 10.5 42%  
                         
6th December 2012                          
                         
Mission Grille, Marriott, San Francisco, USA 0.75 0.75 0.5 2 0.5 3   1.5 3.25 4.75 9.25 37%  
Anchor and Hope, San Francisco, USA 1 1 3.5 3.25 0.5 7.25   2.5 4.75 7.25 16.5 66% fish a speciality
                         
7th December 2012                          
                         
Epic, San Francisco, USA 1.25 1 2.25 2.5 2 6.75   2.5 5.5 8 17 68% happy hour
Tosca, San Francisco, USA 1 1 1 2.75 1 4.75   0.5 5 5.5 12.25 49%  
Magnolia, San Francisco, USA 1.5 1.5 4 4 1.25 9.25   3 7 10 22.25 89% unsurpassed
                         
15th December 2012                          
                         
White Rabbit, Oxford  1 1 2 2.75 1 5.75   1.5 4 5.5 13.25 53% not the same as the Gloucester Arms
                         
old entries NOT deduped in yearly sheets to this point                          
add pubs to master ranking after here